Subaru of America said today that it will please everyone with an AWD Twin-Turbo Convertible two-seater Diesel Hybrid BRZ for sale in 2015.

Subaru felt compelled to release this information following continued media and internet speculation,

Subaru declared the new model essentially takes all of the media and internet rumors surrounding the highly successful BRZ sports car and delivers them in one fell swoop.

A spokesman for the company said: “Having just launched the current model to widespread critical acclaim, we are tired of fighting off the constant speculation about what’s “next” and so we are just giving in and delivering all the speculation in one vehicle.”

No, Subaru did not explain how all this technology would fit in this diminutive sporty two-seater. Subaru did not neither release fuel consumption estimates.

Strangely, Subaru did say the new model, which is expected to have a starting price, will however not come with a much anticipated rear back-up camera. The spokesman confirmed that after shoehorning two convertible switches (up and down) onto the dash there just wasn’t room for any more instruments.

The AWD Turbo Convertible two-seater Diesel Hybrid BRZ will come in a single color, noseeum black, a color that looks fishy-blue to us.

The sporty contraption will be hand produced at Subaru’s Brigadoon facility.

And this is how Subaru celebrates April 1st. Enjoy!