Even smarter than i thought!

Now for those of us so lazy as to want to avoid looking stuff up in the manual (smartkey lovers, after all, not exactly the kind of go-getters who reach for keys), or for others who may have spilled something on the manual and made it less than readable (tailgating is hell on manuals--they are usually parked in the glovebox right next to the napkins), could you please please please summarize the directions for us here????

There is no little smiley person on knees begging or i would put one here.