Before entering, read the details about the Hybku Contest at:


Haiku basics: 3 lines. 5 syllables on first line, 7 on second, and 5 on third line.

I'll start the ball rolling with two entries:

Bumper to bumper
Big fat cars spew noxious fumes
My hybrid is hushed

SUV driver
Says donít forget nine one one
Buys sixty bucks of gas

Okay, so I used six syllables in the final line. I'm sure you can do better. Good luck, hybrid car bards.